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Thanks for the porn

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gift-book-featured-520x345 I wasn’t going to write anything today but I couldn’t resist. My Jewish Mother In-Law put a present under my wreath this morning. She got me the 50 Shades of Gray books. Three of them. Then told me I just had to read them and proceeded to confess how “excited” she’s been since she’s read them. “Those books have re-awakened my sex life! I used to feel guilty about wanting sex” Guilty? Well, you are Jewish Myra, “but now I say, what the hell! I’m getting old I might as well enjoy myself, and I don’t always need Stan if you know what I mean.”

Ugh. Just love that traditional Christmas confession. She’s Jewish for Christ’s sake! Here comes my oatmeal. Fa la la la la….la la…la…blah.

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7 responses »

  1. LMAO!! I’m really concerned about people gifting these books.

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    • I have a little disclaimer that some of my posts are exaggerated or embelished, this one is not. Except the names have been changed. LOL. I re-gifted them by the way…as a joke but apparantly I’ve created a monster and my friend is hooked. 🙂

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  2. Still Loving Him

    If you liked fifty shades of grey you should try reading Ann Rice’s The sleeping beauty trilogy. It makes fifty shades look like child’s play.

    I love your blog!!!! I’m trying to read as much as I can in one sitting.

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    • Funny, a friend just told me to read those too. She said they’re REALLY dark and disturbing. Right up my alley. 🙂

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  3. i haven’t read them, and the bloggers here have nothing nice to say about them, but I am impressed at how many women have actually read and re-read them. They ought to read my stuff…lol.

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