- I’ve lost 15 pounds since New Year’s Eve.
- I joined a new gym and on day two ran into one of the bitchy football Mom husbands, Greg, who has an office next door. I assume since he was eager to talk to me, he’s heard the legend of Nicole and thinks I’m a desperate housewife ho.
- Ryan’s bitch of a wife, Cindy, implemented her new strategy to ruin my life for powdering her locker and lusting after her husband…she and some of her friends took Eric out for drinks this week. Awesome.
- Day 3 of the gym, met Greg at Starbucks and after, gave him a blowjob in his car.
- Found a great new recipe for a healthier Mac & Cheese, using whole wheat noodles! Yummmm!
- I consulted a divorce attorney. Listen to that lady sing! And check out her tribute to Madonna!
Have a nice week!