RSS Feed

Sexual Fetishes: Where do you draw the line?

Posted on

I never considered myself a prude until recently.  I like sex and admit to being a bit “pervy” on occasion but this whole fetish culture, which seems more visible since the “Fifty Shades of Grey” phenomenon, it just boggles my mind what some of these people are into.   I’m even more shocked at how many people act out these weird and sometimes disturbing fetishes.

So now that I’m heading back into the dating scene, I guess I need to figure out where I draw the line.   And how do I let guys know where my line is?  That’s sort of an odd conversation to have on a first date.   Seated at a table in a nice restaurant, asking those typical first date “getting to know you” questions:

HIM:  “I’ve heard they have really great steaks here.  What’s your favorite food?”

ME:  “I don’t eat red meat but I love fish.  Have you ever licked anyone’s toes?”

HIM:  “Excuse me?”

ME:  “Or used someone as a human toilet?  Have you ever found an animal “attractive”?

HIM:  “Are you joking?”

ME:  “Just answer the questions please.  Do you own any leather garments besides a jacket?  Do you believe pantyhose are just for women?”

HIM:  “This is ridiculous.”

ME:  “Just one more question.  Other than when you were a child, have you ever worn a diaper or dressed up in a furry costume?”

HIM:  “I will not sit through any more of these questions.  And for your information, dressing up in a furry costume and rubbing against my plushy friends is not strange.  It’s comforting.  Goodbye Nicole, you prude.”

furries

Good thing my kids are grown cus I don’t think I could ever go to Disney World again.

Advertisements

About Marnie

Writer, photographer, crafter & crappy chef

4 responses »

  1. My last date went exactly like that…except she ate red meat! Bwaa haaaa. Thanks for the laugh today.

    Reply
  2. I never thought about this until now, but is Disneyland like a strip club to a furry costume lover?

    Reply
  3. Disneyland, Six Flags, Sports Mascots, the guy who dresses like a chicken at Buffalo Wild Wings!! Furries are taking over!

    Reply
  4. Love it!
    Would so like to do that, go on a date and see how far i’d have to go to shock a guy

    Reply

Inspire me

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: