And no, I don’t mean he’s koo koo for CoCo Puffs. I saw this article today, categorized under “Weird News” in my local paper: “Police are investigating a number of home burglaries in which the suspect(s) only stole female under garments. The incidents, which appear to be related, have occurred over a six month period. Local police urge anyone with information to please come forward.”
Could it be Lambert? It’s just so demented. I Googled “Panty Thief” and was surprised how many cases there were of people doing this. Is it a conspiracy? Maybe this is Victoria’s secret. She hires men to steal women’s panties so they’re forced to buy new ones. They could at least leave a freakin’ coupon.